Week 1 line scores, Week 2 fake lines

If you were paying attention, there were some important takeaways from Week 1. For the sake of succinctness, I will harp on one, discuss another, and mention a third. How can one harp and be succinct at the same time? I just don’t know, but I’ll try my best.

1)     The favorites swept.

There won’t be very many upsets this season, at least not until the tournament. This is the norm every year though. Dirty Mike and Los Matadores have both been involved in upsets the past couple of seasons. Two years ago, Dirty Mike resembled Buster Douglas when they shocked Los Luchadores – defending champs – at GOTW. And like Buster Douglas, they faded just as fast.

And last year:

During Rivalry Week (week 11) Sacred Sword beat Slowride, Chalmersiz beat Goats, Love Garden beat Das Boot, Corksuckers beat Free State, Brew Ballers beat the Rockets, Toe Pokes beat West Coast, Gang Green beat Asteroid Head, Screamers beat Shaolin, Ghosts beat Balls Deep, and Los Mats beat Hurtz.

These were all lower seeded teams winning against higher seeded foes. All good games, not upsets though. Some of the lower seeds were possibly even favored before the games were played.

What about unexpected outcomes between teams in pool play? Is Das Boot over Pita Pit an upset? Hurtz over Wildman?

Although the outcomes may have been a surprise, I don’t think games between teams in the same pool can be considered upsets. And some kickball pundits probably did predict DB or Hurtz would win, though I’m not sure whom.

Looking at lower seeds beating higher seeds in division play – Brew Ballers beat Liberty Hall in 7-4 in week 3, Liberty Hall beat Los Mat 14-9 in week 4, Dirty Mike beat Slowride 11-10 in week 5, Red Lyon beat the Goats 8-6 in week 6. Also, there was the vacated win by Los Mat over Das Boot in week 1.

The only true upsets (lower seeds winning and the outcome surprised me) were Liberty over Los Mats and to a lesser degree Dirty Mike over Slowride.

Will there be more than two upsets in the regular season this year? Will they involve Dirty Mike and Los Mats? Will I stop asking rhetorical questions? (No. No. Yes!)

There are at least two teams in each division that could pull off at least one: Corksuckers and Rockets in Nation, Brew Ballers and Dirty Mike in Brown, Liberty Hall and Ghosts in Burroughs, Channel 6 and Bullet Proof Tigers in Hughes.

2)     Scoring first is important.

I put the line scores below to show why. Nineteen teams scored in the first inning, which is crazy. I will be keeping an eye on this trend. I expect this percentage to drop a bit during pool play.

Teams that scored in the first inning were 14-5.

Sixteen of those teams scored multiple runs in the first inning. Teams that scored multiple runs in the first inning were 14-2.

Teams that scored first in the game were 12-4.

3)      Game of the Weeks are going to be a little more exciting this year. The first one was a good one (full disclosure, I wasn’t there) with Reign of Terror making a comeback after the Toe Pokes strong start. The rest of the GOTWs look evenly matched as well, and to me that is the most important thing because blowouts are boring.

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Love Garden121522200832
Harper Valley0000100001
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Abraxas10522072423
Ghosts0001000102
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Liberty Hall0000000011
Chalmersiz2022322114
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Das Boot36023010015
Tellerdactyls0130110017
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Free State0000200013
Corksuckers200201106
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Los Matadores29100013016
$P@C3Pu$$y0010010002
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Wildman27603120223
Rats1000010103
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Brew Ballers2003000308
Red Lyon23101021120
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Hurtz32210150014
Jazzhaus0220000004
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Bullet Proof Tigers2401000029
Slowride00010220510
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Goats44010441321
West Coast Saloon0000020013
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Asteroid Head0020000103
Murda2141201011
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Rockets0011031006
Party!!2110213414
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Happy Shirt43225430124
Dirty Mike1010000114
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Balls Deep0002301006
Screamers000511007
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Channel 64000000105
Reign of Terror210040007

The games for this week are going to be difficult to predict. The first week is a good indicator of how teams will perform for the rest of the season, but a few of those games were closer than I expected. So I don’t know if I over or under shooting the mark on some of these – I’m looking at you, Langston Hughes.

FavoriteLineUnderdogO/U runs
Happy Shirt18Asteroid Head30
Reign of Terror17Harper Valley25
Red Lyon15$P@C3Pu$$y!26
Wildman13Corksuckers23
Love Garden12Toe Pokes30
Free State12Rats17
Slowride10Tellerdactyls18
Das Boot9Bullet Proof15
Balls Deep8Jazzhaus22
Los Matadores8Brew Ballers24
Abraxas7Screamers21
Rockets7West Coast20
Murda6Dirty Mike21
Chalmersiz4Hurtz Donut15
Liberty Hall3Ghosts23
Goats2AfterParty!!21